Baker and the “If It Fits, It Goes” Rule: What to Do When Your Dog Eats Something They Shouldn’t

Baker has a motto he lives by — and will probably die by: “If it fits in my mouth, it goes down the hatch.” From poop and sticks to rocks, broken tennis balls, household garbage, grocery bags, leashes, hair ties, even a pin cushion or construction debris like fiberglass insulation — Baker eats it all.

Thankfully, he’s never suffered serious injuries — just a sore tummy and the occasional induced vomiting. But Baker’s adventures remind us that dogs, like toddlers, need constant supervision and a safe environment. At home, we’ve had to “dog-proof” by putting small items on high shelves and blocking off areas with baby gates.

When Small Items Aren’t a Big Deal

In most cases, small objects pass through your dog’s digestive system within a day or so. Whether you want to keep them afterward… well, that’s another story!

When to Act Immediately

If your dog swallows something dangerous, quick action is critical. Take your dog to the vet immediately without inducing vomiting if they’ve ingested:

• Acidic or caustic substances (e.g., laundry pods, household cleaners)

• Batteries

• Petroleum products or antifreeze

• Prescription medication

Safe Induction of Vomiting

For substances that are not corrosive or petroleum-based but still harmful — like chocolate, grapes, or non-prescription medications — vomiting can be induced only under safe conditions:

• Less than one hour has passed since ingestion

• Your dog is not showing signs of poisoning

• Your dog is healthy and not at risk of inhaling vomit

Dosage: Use 3% hydrogen peroxide at 0.5–1.0 mL per pound of body weight, and dose only once.

(Heather Davis and Canine Health Canada Inc., 2022)

Always Err on the Side of Caution

If you’re unsure, it’s safest to have your dog evaluated by a veterinarian. You can also sign up for a pet first aid course to feel confident handling emergencies like Baker’s adventures.

Baker may be a handful, but with supervision, safety measures, and knowing how to respond, we can keep our dogs happy, healthy, and out of serious trouble.

Ensure your dog stays out of trouble during the day by registering for supervised professional dog daycare. And feel confident in an emergency by registering for the next Pet First Aid class being held at thebeastboutique.ca or call 587 317 5404.

Next class: Saturday, March 21, 2026